bruhdidas:

Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

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lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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THERE ARE 3 PURGES SCHEDULED IN THE US THAT ARE HAPPENING SOON AND ONE IS HAPPENING AS OF RIGHT NOW.

mosherella:

 !!!!!SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!!!!!!

  • 8/15/2014 @ 12am: Detroit, MI
  • 8/15/2014 @ 8pm: Louisville, KY
  • 8/31/2014 @ 12am: Jacksonville, FL

Those of you that live in these areas, please remember to STAY in your homes during the Purge!!! Joke or not, it’s better to not risk it….

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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