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Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *
(via homofauxbic)
is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes
(via nostalgic-serendipity)
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
(via nostalgic-serendipity)
THERE ARE 3 PURGES SCHEDULED IN THE US THAT ARE HAPPENING SOON AND ONE IS HAPPENING AS OF RIGHT NOW.
!!!!!SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!!!!!!
- 8/15/2014 @ 12am: Detroit, MI
- 8/15/2014 @ 8pm: Louisville, KY
- 8/31/2014 @ 12am: Jacksonville, FL
Those of you that live in these areas, please remember to STAY in your homes during the Purge!!! Joke or not, it’s better to not risk it….
(via thesebonesaretemporary)
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”